Thanks to the ongoing campaign against drunk driving we have all heard how dangerous it is to combine alcohol and automobiles. But did you have those friends in high school who claimed that they drove better high because, “It feels like a video game?” I never could follow their line of reasoning. How safe do you drive in the Grand Theft Auto games? Well apparently their point has been scientifically proven. In the neurobiology class I took the first time I tried to go to college, they told us about a Swedish study wherein those kooky Swedes closed down a straight stretch of highway and then had subjects hit the bong (this was 1999, no vape yet) and drive straight down this straight stretch of highway. From this they determined people drive better high. So there you have, from the people who brought you the Nobel Prize, stoney driving is safer driving.