Pot makes me stay home, eschew social contact, and pursue creative projects. Case in point, this article would not have got written if not for marijuana. Also, I would not have beat Skyrim to 84% completion. Alcohol, on the other hand, leads me to stalk bars, and hit on bootylicious pseudo-hippie chicks for the umpteenth time. Whether I take her home with me or not, in the morning I am left with only a soy yogurt cup and my empty empty soul.