It’s Valentine’s Day! Unfortunately for the unlucky ones, they will be celebrating today alone. And while some of us are still in the vigorous stages of “cuffing season” and got their plans straight for the day, others will be taking to good old Instagram to toss around a few dozen eggplant emojis. If you’re of the unlucky bunch and are deciding to spit your best bar today that you've been saving all year on that P.Y.T. you’ve been grilling for the past few weeks, we’ve decided to point out 15 Thirsty Comments You Should Avoid Using This Valentine’s Day.

Guys. This is just a warning. Because none of these will work.

Anthony Osei (@ILLIONAIRE) is the creator of the popular Tumblr, Thirstiest Men of Instagram. You definitely want to check it out.