What it do Interwebz! So I was hollering at this chick I met the other night on text message and she was all like ;-) ;-) :-P and I'm all like Oh word? then she all like I . So I had to slow shorty down and be like, "Look ma, we need a new language to converse in and shit cuz your emoticons are killin my vibe." Then a light went off in the Yung Lord Broseph's knowledge tank (a.k.a. el cerebro, for all you college-level learners). What if I just created my own shit and flipped the script on those goons in Silicon Valley? Peep these 10 texting acronyms the game needs. And check back for my usual Twitter Thirst dispatches later this week. Word to Joe Budden.

OMWB = On my worst behavior

GHBS = Gotta hear both sides

MNLU = Muthaf*ckas never loved us

FILL = F*ck I Look Like?!

TCBUB = This could be us but ...

LNSE = Learn new shit errrday

2FU2C = Too f*cked up to care

SWOS = Should we order Seamless?

DYELB = Do you even lift, bruh?

BTI = Because the Internet