Distinguishing features: Gnarly breath; True Religion jeans; visible exhaust fumes from wearing a half bottle of Acqua di Gio 

Your group of girlfriends knows this dude as, "the guy who won't leave." The Creeper is known for indiscriminately buying shots, overstaying his welcome, and sending Facebook friend requests on-site. Don't bother shooing this guy away with a fake number either, because he's fact checking your ass with an instant call. Nothing will stop The Creeper's ceaseless effort to get a phone number.