Distinguishing features: Wint-O-Green Life Savers; tip jar; a look of obvious disgust at how many guys do not wash their hands 

The bar is a place of excess. It's where we're willing to spend $350 on a bottle of Grey Goose to celebrate a softball championship. But, at the same time, we'll risk a fungal disease by not washing our hands in order to save a dollar. The bathroom attendant is just a hardworking guy trying to make a living, but admit it, you're wildly annoyed by his presence.