Commercial breaks are usually the time when you can run to the bathroom, grab another beer, or pretend to be listening to your significant other for five minutes. Unfortunately, Super Bowl commercials are on another level. You have to pay attention to the game and the ads? Who's got the time? That's a recipe for a bladder infection.
For your health, we watched the ads and compiled a list of the only ones worth mentioning at the watercooler come tomorrow morning.
With the exception, of course, being Anna Kendrick's almost-ad for Newcastle, the beer that couldn't afford a spot during the game but still got plenty of publicity by offering Kendrick a chance to be beer-commercial hot and then taking it back.
Toyota
Old Spice
Honda
Axe
ComediansInCarsGettingCoffee.Com
Kia
Doritos
Dannon
GoldieBlox
Beats
CarMax
Coca Cola
Chevrolet
Time Warner Cable
Pepsi
Jaguar
Audi
T-Mobile
Cheerios
Radioshack
H&M
Esurance
Budweiser
Celebrity cameo: None
Oh, no. Do not get emotional over a puppy and a Clydesdale forming an unlikely friendship. Keep it together.
Celebrity cameo: Reggie Watts, Minka Kelly, Don Cheadle, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and OneRepublic
The commercial starts off with a girl offering a guy a beer with "Can you handle what comes after this?" which sounds a lot like she's got a roofie in there. Luckily, it went way better than expected.
Celebrity cameo: None
Budweiser honors our nation's heroes by making us look like a little baby in comparison to them when we cry at our Super Bowl party over this commercial.
Celebrity cameo: Arnold Schwarzenegger
And, of course, the whole video of Schwarzenegger playing tiny tennis for your viewing pleasure.