Celebrity cameo: None

Oh, no. Do not get emotional over a puppy and a Clydesdale forming an unlikely friendship. Keep it together.

Celebrity cameo: Reggie Watts, Minka Kelly, Don Cheadle, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and OneRepublic

The commercial starts off with a girl offering a guy a beer with "Can you handle what comes after this?" which sounds a lot like she's got a roofie in there. Luckily, it went way better than expected.

Celebrity cameo: None

Budweiser honors our nation's heroes by making us look like a little baby in comparison to them when we cry at our Super Bowl party over this commercial.

Celebrity cameo: Arnold Schwarzenegger

And, of course, the whole video of Schwarzenegger playing tiny tennis for your viewing pleasure.