Commercial breaks are usually the time when you can run to the bathroom, grab another beer, or pretend to be listening to your significant other for five minutes. Unfortunately, Super Bowl commercials are on another level. You have to pay attention to the game and the ads? Who's got the time? That's a recipe for a bladder infection.
For your health, we watched the ads and compiled a list of the only ones worth mentioning at the watercooler come tomorrow morning.
With the exception, of course, being Anna Kendrick's almost-ad for Newcastle, the beer that couldn't afford a spot during the game but still got plenty of publicity by offering Kendrick a chance to be beer-commercial hot and then taking it back.