Aiiight. Yo! Comebacks. What is dat all about? Insults, what is DAT all about? Is it good or is it wack? OK, we'll stop trying to pretend we can throw it down like Ali G himself, the original gangster from a good up-bringing in a harmless English town.
Sacha Baron Cohen's creation, Ali G, originally got his start in the States on HBO's Da Ali G Show. Fresh off that success, he made his own movie Ali G Indahouse (co-starring Game of Thrones' Charles Dance and Sherlock's Martin Freeman). And now he's back on TV again, this time with Ali G Rezurection on FXX.
In honor of Sacha Baron Cohen taking one of his most beloved characters out of retirement, here's a compilation of his best comebacks to incorporate into your daily life. Check it.
When your friend moves in on the person you called dibs on at the bar:
When a dude catcalls a girl in front of you:
When your boss won't stop complaining about your tardiness:
When your dad tells you that you need to spend more time with your mom:
When your friends say they're too tired to go out:
When your family and friends don't get along with your significant other:
When there is doubt about your rolling skills:
When Greenpeace tries to stop you to talk about the environment:
When your mom insists that you're too old for her to be doing your laundry:
When someone tells you that you should slow down while you're eating:
When someone wants you to talk dirty to them:
Written by Hope Schreiber (@HopeSchreiber)