Yesterday, the Seattle Seahawks blew the Denver Broncos out 43-8 in Super Bowl XLVlll. Dejected Broncos fans opted to drown their sorrows in porn.
According to Pornhub, traffic was down significantly during the game, dipping 61 percent and 51 percent in Seattle and Denver respectively, and 32 percent overall across the U.S. After the game was over, traffic shot up everywhere except for Seattle and the entire state of Washington, obviously because people were too busying partying.
Sadly, Broncos fans were left with nothing to do but masturbate in sadness as a coping mechanism: Traffic in Denver and Colorado rose 10.8 and 7.6 percent following the game.
Numbers should return to normal today, but the hurt lingers.