Your days of the sandwich being both breakfast and dinner are limited. The responsibilities that come with adulthood are creeping up, but these subtle tips will give you the appearance of effortless poise without asking you to shed your lazy habits. They may judge, they may question your values and hygiene, but in the end they will be doing dishes and you'll be in your from all menial labor...doing whatever you want...probably naked.

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