Mocked in: Season 2, Episode 6

If you're a few years out of college, a fun Facebook game is guessing which of your former classmates will open an Etsy store first. If they live in the city, this store will involve jewelry, and if they move to the suburbs it will be some kind of kitschy, soft craft that no one in their right mind would ever spend their hard-earned money on.

Either way, the products will be awful, and the person bankrolling this project will be secretly bitter about the whole enterprise.