Mocked in: Season 3, Episode 8

Nothing is more attractive than an unconventional artisan. Everyone has dated a writer or a cook, but it's a true prize to be the first person in your friend group to date a furniture maker. This white whale of a potential mate has the blue-collar thing we all feel guilty for not having and the art thing that we all wish we had.

In today's world, the furniture maker is king, except when it comes to the whole making-money thing. But, really that's what second marriages are for.