Mocked In: Season 3, Episode 9

"If you want some asymmetrical haircut, you should be like 'Yeah I know Oingo Boingo,' or at least know what New Wave was ... When someone looks a certain way, I ascribe certain knowledge to them."

Who hasn't been there? You're sipping your latte at the coffee shop and you spot a potential mate with the coolest vintage outfit staring at their phone through horn-rimmed glasses. Upon closer inspection you see that they're watching Real Housewives of Atlanta and not reading the New Yorker like you fantasized they would be. SMH.