The 15 Biggest Excesses in Google History

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When your run the world, there’s no one there to tell you “no.” Genghis Kahn got to impregnate every woman in Asia. The robber barons of the early twentieth century got to make orphans tap dance for their daily gruel. Now it’s Google’s turn, and they’re doing all sorts of shit that is equal parts whimsical and terrifying. Whether they’re throwing lavish parties or building massive barges, the folks at Google do it up. With all the money they're making and all the taxes they’re not paying, they can do whatever they damn well please. And, yes, they are doing whatever they damn well please. Though their motto is “Don’t Be Evil,” apparently excessive, wasteful, whimsical, and ridiculous are still in play. Here are The 15 Biggest Excesses in Google History.

Funding Schweeb

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Turning Employees Into Beekeepers

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Investing in Immortality

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Google Mars

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Building a Marketing Barge

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Making Massages Currency

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Using Goats as Lawn Mowers

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Patenting the "Heart-hand" Gesture

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Predicting the Future

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Buying $40 Million Worth of Windmills

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Insane Parties

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Raising A Robot Army

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Launching a Moon Race

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Dancing Robot Spiders

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Developing A Space Elevator

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