The divide between the public and private self is a vast ocean. Public self is flossy down to the tiniest detail; private self is stunting in pizza-grease-stained sweatpants. Home alone in your apartment, all fucks given go out the window. Using your toes to pick things up off the floor is entirely reasonable. Cooking dinner naked seems like a strong choice. The things that go down when you're out of the prying eyes of the public are the unholiest of unholiness. The good news? Everyone else is just as weird as you are. Here are 30 things we've all done more times than we'll ever admit to.