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Thirstiest to Thirstiest-est: "The Bachelor" Power Rankings, Episode 1 Image via abc.com

10. Lucy, 24, Free Spirit

From: Santa Barbara, California
Chances of making hometown dates: 5%

As a contestant on The Bachelor, one must have a strategy. Lucy's is to brand herself as a hippie by listing her occupation as "free spirit" and not wearing shoes. Seriously, she talks about not wearing shoes every time she's on camera (which thankfully was only, like, three times).

Her plan works in the premiere, but Lucy's days are numbered. Juan Pablo is unequivocally frightened by this woman. She's wayyy out there and JP is very turned off. He looks at her like he's watching The Exorcist with eight grams of mushrooms in his system. 

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