As little kids, we were on the edge of our seat for this scene. Ursula, the sea witch, has not only given herself a hot human bod and hypnotized Prince Eric into loving her, but she's also stolen Ariel's voice. And to make it all legit, she's getting married to Eric by a bishop.

Wait, hold up. Somebody is more excited about this union of holy matrimony than Ursula. What's going on with the bishop's, uh, downtown area? Is that a bobbing erection?

Certainly it does look like one. However, if you don't look at this scene from the profile shot, you'll see that it's a bone of a different type: his bony knees.