The Craziest Bloody Marys in Existence

What if you ordered a bloody mary, and you got one of these monstrosities instead?

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The popular phrase "hair of the dog that bit you," makes perfect sense every Sunday morning while downing that delicious bloody mary. As the vodka provides temporary relief for your throbbing headache, the tomato juice and celery provides the vitamins required for recovery. 

However, not all bloody marys care created equal. Some bloody marys come equipped with burgers, steaks, pizzas, and beef jerky, while some come with bacon or beef-infused vodka. All are awesome.

Your initial feelings of guilt over the gluttony and sin you're about to indulge in will subside when your body begins to quiver with delight. Here are the Craziest Bloody Marys in Existence. Tell them your hangover sent you.

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The Liquid Tailgate

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The Chef's Skewer Bloody Mary

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The Burger Strip Bloody Mary

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John Howie's Ultimate Bloody Mary

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Sumo Mary

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The Bloody Masterpiece

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Bloody Buck

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Morning After Mary

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The Bloody

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The Bloody Best

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The Inside Out

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The Bloody Monstrosity

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The Bloody Homer

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F*ck Brunch

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The Chubby Mary

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