10 Predictions for Technology in 2014

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Welcome back to the Internet! You've spent a week or so holed up in your parents house using a Windows 95 computer at barbaric Wi-Fi speeds, and now you're ready to get back to the porn and kitten GIFs that make life worth living. Before you return to your full-time unpaid hobbies of Redditing, Wiki editing, and writing BuzzFeed Community posts, why don't you take a moment to reflect on the future of your beloved technology? We believe that 2014 will be a big year for tech, largely because every year since 1820 has been a big year for tech. But how? We're glad we forced you to ask that question. There are many things that will surprise us in 2014. Even the greatest prognosticators, from Nostrodaumus to Nate Silver, get it wrong sometimes. We can offer you a few things that we're pretty sure are going to happen in 2014, and if we're wrong, we're pretty confident you'll read so many Internet lists that you'll have forgotten about our predictions by end of business today. Without further ado, here are 10 Predictions for Technology in 2014.

People Finally Get Sick of LinkedIn

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More Tech IPOs for Rich People to Get Excited About

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Wireless Internet Providers Continue to Suck

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BuzzFeed Remains Buzzworthy

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No One Buys A Smart Watch Except For Your Weird Cousin

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Google Glass Becomes the New Fedora, Revolutionizing Creepy Weird Guy Culture

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Cable Does Something Desperate

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Selfies Will Become Gauche

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Facebook Will Never Die

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The Privacy Wars Are Just Getting Started

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