LocoCycle is a classic example of an underdeveloped, over-hyped launch game designed to do one thing: drop on day one of a console's release (in this case the Xbox One) and then fade forever into the index pages of history. Anyone remember Kameo? Didn't think so.
OK, so the intro and outro videos were kind of funny. But when it comes to the actual game LocoCycle is repetitive, sophomoric, and fundamentally flawed.
That dude doesn't even have shirt sleeves—there is no way he'd survive that long. His elbows would be toast after the first quarter mile!