Despite what pop-culture may otherwise dictate, the last time vampires were actively cool was probably back in 2002, when Guillermo Del Toro's Blade II had Kris Kristofferson delivering lines like "Some of us can't see in the dark ya fuckin' nipplehead!" (Oh wait that wasn't cool. Uh something something Let The Right One In.)
Dark does little to scrub out the deeply etched embarrassment left by the likes of Twilight and True Blood, instead giving you a horrid stealth action game with enemies so brain dead will just stare in one direction. Aside from the idiotic AI, the mind-numbing tedium of the your limited stealth-fixated skillset feels like a throwback to bargain bin PS2 era design. If you want your bloodsucking kicks, wait for the new Castlevania or Jim Jarmusch's upcoming vampire film instead.