Expert knowledge of: Punch lines; cadence; comedic timing
Publication that needs it most: Fox News 

If Megyn Kelly is going to tell Santa-is-white jokes, as she claimed earlier this week, her staff needs to invest heavily in someone with an elementary understanding of comedic timing. It's not impossible to write a joke about Santa's ethnic-racial background, but a punch line of, "And by the way, for all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white...Santa is what he is," needs some work, clearly.