Expert knowledge of: Tastelessly insensitive Halloween costumes; ditto on the frat party themes and the potential reach of a disgruntled fast food employee's Instagram account
Publication that needs it most: Gawker

These days, any dummy can garner 15 minutes of infamy with a ridiculously dumb act that goes viral. Be it burglars posting stolen items to Instagram or restaurant employees bathing in a vat of sour cream, the ability for everyday idiots to make headlines has never been stronger. Given the popularity of DIY scandal, it makes sense to cultivate a few experts on the topic who can intellectualize the impact of said idiots on society.