Parents' annoyance level: 1/10. Your child is disgusting.

Why are little kids so attracted to disgusting things? Their hands are always sticky, they avoid baths like the plague, and their main hobbies include picking wedgies and their nose. Gooey Louie, the board game where children try to pick boogers out of Louie without blowing his brains out, was a popular toy. Please don't ask us why.