Here we are at the end of yet another year and people are still sticking unfriendly objects into their bodies. Will folks ever learn? The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission releases information about emergency room visits annually, so history suggests they won't.
Deadspin deserves credit for combing through data to create a comprehensive list of objects that Americans got lodged in their various holes this year. Try not to wince as you read what got inserted into penises, vaginas and rectums in 2013:
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Here's a valuable, if not obvious lesson: Don't "pass out at your girlfriend's house."
[via Deadspin]
