Celebrities say stupid things all the time, but some stars—Alec Baldwin, for instance—are repeat offenders. They seem to be aiming for that rarefied air of idiocy that forces you to stop and say, ‘Wait, what?’
This year was a banner year for famous people doing a whole lot of talking and no thinking, and one sorority girl who got her fifteen minutes by making Mean Girls look like Disney holiday classic. Ranging from pure delusion, laughable ignorance, dizzying arrogance, to downright stupid, these are honorary dunce caps for those without filters (but a lot of fame). These are the Most Stupiderest Things Celebrities Said in 2013.
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"All these beautiful women in the world and guys wanna mess with other guys SMH. I'm not bashing anybody, don't have anything against anyone, I just don't understand it."
"Douchebag? I don't even know. What is it? What's the definition of it."
"School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth."
"Look what they tried to do to, you know, conservatives. They try to make us look stupid. And [Yale Professor] Stu just showed yesterday a research paper that came out of Yale that shows the Tea Party have a better grasp of scientific knowledge than the average person does."
"The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk."
"There's much more to life than all of these possessions and everything. And if you want those things, you're going to have to work yourself, just like I did."
"I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking f****ts."
"I use organic products, but I get lasers. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu. I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I'm 50. I'll try anything. Except I won't do Botox again, because I looked crazy."
"We made and spent at least 10 million dollars. The thing is, we heard that the planet was going to end in 2012. We thought, 'We have got to spend this money before the asteroid hits.'"
"I don't know if it's fair to call their Russian dressing Russian dressing—it should be called something sexy, like liquid Moscow."
"I never said I hated anyone, but just because I feel sympathy, compassion, and forgiveness for others such as Hitler means I am now a monster? All for trying to open your eyes to the truth that Hitler was NOT as bad as he was painted out to be?"
"A little fat girl who looks like Jonah Hill and keeps taking her clothes off... But hey, what can I tell you. Good for her. Ya know. It's hard for little fat chicks to get any kind of thing going."
"For all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white... Just because it makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it has to change. Jesus was a white man, too."
"No homo."
"I'm pretty feminine. I think so... What does that mean, you're a lesbian or something?"
—it says that I wanted to eat her p***y. I've never said that in my life to her, I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home."
"It's just what they are—they're jokes.... Most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks.... I can't determine what offends another person."
"C*cksucking f*g."
"I will fight every n****r here."
"President Obama can't wait to get Americans addicted to the crack cocaine of dependency."
"I think we disproportionately stop whites too much and minorities too little."
"I'm so obsessed with you I want to skin you and wear you like Versace."
"I'm an American citizen!"
"Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber."
"I wanna make sure this is clear: Woman is the most precious gift known to man. It was a misunderstanding with a lyric, a misinterpretation where the term 'rape' wasn't used, and I would never use the term 'rape' in my records. Hip-hop don't condone that. The streets don't condone that. Nobody condones that."
"Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough."
Who said it? Amanda Bynes, on Rihanna
Said when/where: On May 26th, on Twitter
"[Lil Wayne] did bring light, in a positive way, to what happened. Even though they might have thought it was negative, he brought positive energy to the situation because a lot of people don't know. My dad didn't even know who Emmett [Till] was. He's thinking I'm talking about Emmitt Smith."
“Shut up, go make some rice!”
