Scott Hoy is here to help.
Aside from bravely bearing his super rare, dead stock luxury turtle neck, this Sioux Falls, South Dakota attorney wants to help with the spike in Holiday car accidents. According to Hoy, an increase in single car accidents must be the fault of video games.
"I don't know if its video games or what, but it's so unfair to blame peopls in the backseat."
Um, Scott, buddy, what the fuck are you rambling about?
Did the Sioux Falls public access station close early this year? Aside from looking like the male Paula Deen, Hoy also triumphs in looking like an extra from a Tim and Eric sketch.
No more talking, you're harshing our mellow.
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