When it comes to describing a post-BEYONCÉ release week on the Internet, repeat after me (in the key of Migos): Beyoncé, Beyoncé, Beyoncé, Beyoncé, Beyoncé. But, it wasn't all about Beyoncé, though depending on how you judge the other things mentioned on this list, perhaps it should have been. You know how it goes: Salty side pieces here, racists there, PR winners and biggest losers with shade sprinkles in between. Enjoy—and, like, happy holidays and shit, y'all! 

Michael Arceneaux (@youngsinick) is a writer, but some days when he looks at his student loan debt, wishes he worked at The Players Club. For more of his work, check out The Cynical Ones.