Writing about twerking is painful (so painful) at this point, but this is an exception.
Bizarre surveillance footage shows a Clinton Hill robber twerking for close to an hour outside the victim's apartment. "I'm not exaggerating when I say she did this for an hour. A couple of my neighbors walked into the building and she'd stop momentarily and then start up hardcore as soon as their backs were to her," said Lindsey Riddle, the victim.
According to Gothamist, Riddle, 27, returned home last Wednesday to discover that two packages had been torn open and the contents were stolen. After reviewing the surveillance footage, they learned that the random twerker kept watch and created a bit of a diversion while an unidentified man stole the items.
Still, it's the prelude to the robbery that's truly fascinating. Riddle remains impressed:
The interesting part was what happened before the break-in, in which the woman proceeded to straight up twerk outside of our building. For an entire hour. Rest breaks were had, but she got right back up and dropped it like it was hot, often times on the lap of the man.
Now the world can retire twerking.