You're an on the go type of person that likes to make sure their gadgets define them, even if those gadgets are overpriced and unnecessary. You blow money fast even though you shouldn't be, and you primarily surround yourself with people that don't know you well so you can fool them into thinking you're a self-made individual. (But your close friends know that you're a barista at Starbucks.) Most people ask you why you even own a PlayStation Vita when your iPhone practically has the same features. Your response? "Where else can I play Metal Gear Solid HD Collection when I'm headed to the office (read: Starbucks)?" You should've taken your friend's advice and bought the PS3 instead of the Vita, and now you have to live with that decision for the rest of your life.