Female video game characters are consistetnly objectified, fetishized, and, ultimately, reduced to cartoonish caricatures of real world sexuality.
But what if we promised to buy dinner before we started with the patriarchal oppression? Seriously, we're well behaved, modestly groomed, and our expectations are lower than most. We'd be utterly respectful and totally down to participate in open and meaningful discourse regarding women's issues. Video games have a long history of providing women that would make phenomenal dates.
They've probably got awesome stories about that one (million) time(s) they got stuck in that castle. Here is our list of Video Game Characters Who Would Make The Best Dates.