Who: Justin Timberlake
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Named after both the area code in JT's hometown of Memphis and, in his words, the time "when the evening ends and the night begins," 901 is a silver (unaged) tequila developed from a 60-year-old recipe, using triple-distilled 100% blue agave. The website calls it "the world's first ultra-premium, hand-crafted tequila"—wait, wasn't that Patron? Regardless, the triple distillation (most tequilas are distilled twice) makes it very smooth, although a lot of the agave flavor is sacrificed in the process. But this is a tequila that's meant to be drank in cocktails while getting sweaty at da club, and as such, it works just fine.