A Florida woman has an excuse for stealing a vibrator from the sex shop she applied to work at (aside from being horny): She was drunk.
On Oct. 29, 23-year-old LeAnn Frauens went to Intimate Treasures in Crestview, Fla. to seek work, which is always the wise thing to do when you're drunk. When she left, the store manager realized that an Evolved Short & Sweet vibrator had been taken from a display case. Surveillance footage revealed Frauens had shoving the toy down the front of her pants before creeping away.
Frauens was easy to locate because she had provided the manager with all of her contact information via the job application. Authorities arrived at her home the next day to confront her, and she was horrified by her actions when they presented the incriminating video. Embarrassed, she turned the used device over to police, explaining that she was drunk the night before and did not remember the crime (or the good time she apparently had).
She was arrested on retail theft charges and will make her next court appearance on Nov. 26. The vibrator was turned in as evidence, and it's pretty safe to assume her application met the bottom of a trash can.
[via The Smoking Gun]
