Breakups are sad, sometimes absolutely necessary and occasionally hilarious. New York City-based comedian Kyle Ayers recently live-tweeted his neighbor's breakup, and despite playing out in a fashion similar to the way many twentysomething relationships dissolve, it still has chilling quotes that would be right at home in Mike Nichols' 2004 big screen adaptation of Closer. This is real life.

Oh, to be young and confused about love.

[via Post Grad Problems]