HOT TOPIC ALERT: You consider Incubus' "Megalomaniac" to be the best song of all time (it was and continues to be your MySpace profile song). You love the color black and spend more time on your hair than you're comfortable admitting.

In middle school you wrote a research paper about creating a completely docile country, and even provided Lego-specific blueprints on devices that would help do so. That was a good time. You creeped out your teacher and were threatened with regular shrink visits by your parents. They're punks though and didn't do anything about it. Now you work as a middle school teacher. You play Anti-Flag before the kids come in for morning classes and feels like rebellion.