Shaggy Rogers on Scooby-Doo
You're the best type of stoner ever. People are extremely jealous of your rapid metabolism. You popularized the v-neck but, most importantly, you popularized the "majoring in English" look. You're athletic and loved track, which basically means you were the Michael Phelps of track in high school.
Sure, you're easily scared, but you'll always take one for the team in most situations. You strongly believe that a dog is a man's best friend but this is just due to the fact that you smoke insane amounts of weed, which leads you to think that your dog actually talks.