You love Haim and other girl-centric bands. People find you attractive but are intimidated by you, most likely because you create some incredible pranks and you're fearless. Where others have argued that emo is dead, you contiunue to fight the good fight; Taking Back Sunday's Tell All Your Friends can still make you cry years later, and when Paramore announced their Parahoy! cruise you were one of the first to buy tickets.
And you're trying to live the dream, too. You're a member of a garage band and have realized that you best express yourself through music. Someday, you will revitalize rock music and end EDM's takeover. When you're not brooding, you can be found in dingy clubs head-banging and drinking dark beers.