You don't smile much, which is understandable because you're extremely cynical. You tell the truths that no one wants to hear and your views have earned you unwanted attention. You're a big fan of conscious rap, having written your college thesis on Public Enemy's Fear of a Black Planet.
People believe that you're miserable and therefore want some company in your misery, too, but you just want to inform and educate. Your intuition is on point, but people continue to disregard you. Years from now you will be immortalized in a documentary funded on Kickstarter, where people actually look back on everything you said and realize that you were a revolutionary. Until then, you find comfort in working with the 23 radical leftist organizations you've created, and listening to Elton John's greatest hits.