Your alarm is Curtis Mayfield's "Superfly." You know that you're cool and everybody else does, too, but you're not arrogant about it. You started a lot of trends in high school and even in college, and you will be forever remembered as the guy that was "fresh until death."
In the love department, you've been known to date older people but it's understandable—you've got game that transcends age. But you're not that tough. You claim to not believe in ghosts, but deep down you're terrified of them, so much so that after watching Paranormal Activity you couldn't sleep without a light on for days. But none of that really matters when you're a badass.