Bobby Hill on King of the Hill
You were (or still are) that person that plays Dance Dance Revolution with both dance pads, and knows the arrow patterns for at least five different songs by memory. You do you, which your parents don't seem to understand, but you're so comfortable with yourself that you don't even notice.
Sometimes you use food to escape the pressures of life. Where most people eat a pint of ice cream to get over a breakup, you need a full course meal and an ice cream before you begin your post-breakup phase.
Regardless of your questionable eating habits you're just as smooth with your words as you are a knife and a fork. You romance people with little to no effort, exerting a confidence that is unexpected (which makes people want you even more). And don't forget to mention you're a marksman/woman: they'll be eating you like a 72 ounce steak in no time.