University of Exeter student Elina Desaine has proudly earned the tlte of "Britain's Horniest Student" after reportedly having sex with as many as three men every week. This honor was bestowed upon her by Shag at Uni, a website that helps students meet each other for sex. College students shouldn't need help in this department because, well, college, but the fact that this site is encouraging this level of promiscuity is just exploitative.
Anyway, this is the entry that helped the 20-year-old computer science major win:
I should be the UK’s horniest student because I have sex with at least 2 / 3 different people a week. Sometimes i go clubbing, have sex with someone, and then go back to the club to pick up my second victim. Feeling horny right now, so might just text someone on my ‘shag list’ and do it in the computer room (I’ve done this before, was great!) With your help of Alcohol, I will be able to become an even Hornier Student!
This is sad, considering Desaine only had sex twice before coming to college. What's worse, her body count is now so lengthy that she's been forced to make an actual list, which occasionally features descriptions like "Marine guy" because she forgets their names.
Furthermore, the Latvia-native has embraced any and all potential slut-shaming by dubbing herself "Slutvian." For her "hard work," she was awarded the equivalent of $805, a "crate" of alcohol, a cell phone and condoms. Thank God for the latter.