The 15 Coolest Video Game Loading Screens

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Though technically not a loading screen as we tend to view them today, the slow-to-open, creaky doors of Resident Evil were veiled loading screens while the next room awaited. It never seemed like such, though, instead building anticipation for what might be waiting within. And once you headed toward the pitch-black darkness within, there was no looking back. They were extremely clever, weren't they? Much better than Mass Effect's elevators.

In between playing the thrilling climax of the Metal Gear Solid series, why not let Snake give you some friendly advice as he smokes? Make sure you take breaks when you play. Sit far enough away from the television. And smoking is bad for you. Only professionals should do it -- like Snake here. It's not the most engaging screen we've ever seen, but there's something innately cool about watching the old boy light one up that we can't put our finger on.

DmC may have been wrongly shunned by critics and some fans alike, but you can't dispute the amount of style that oozed from its every pore. From the interstitial loading screens depicting Dante and half-naked angels to the monochromatic "Dante slashing" screen, they kept our attention between bouts of frantic hacking and slashing and boss fights.

When's the last time your favorite shooter made you sit and contemplate what you were playing for? We're willing to bet never. Spec-Ops: The Line was an admirable leap in video game narrative, and even its loading screens play a part. Poignant scenes annotated by thought-provoking text are sprinkled throughout every bit of the game, leaving you to ponder life and why you're slaughtering people between you know, all the slaughter.

The lively imagery of Juliet zipping by on her bicycle is hypnotic for some reason. Perhaps it's the cel-shaded comic book illustration, or the happy-go-lucky feelings that emanate from the peaceful scene, which is in stark contrast to the rest of the game. You know, it's the middle of a zombie apocalypse and everything. It's simplistic, cutesy, and such an image of purity against the hyper-sexualized Juliet, so it's just nice to see something different for a change -- other than "loading," especially.

Assassin's Creed was downright brutal at some points. When you weren't running for your life from rabid guards after a particularly heinous kill, you were trying to keep yourself in the shadows...again, for your life.

So between assassinations to mask longer loading times, you could control Altair and creep along in the harsh, infinite space of the Animus. It wasn't as functional as Bayonetta's sprawling darkness, but you could walk around like the bad mother-shut-yo'-mouth you were, uninterrupted, while waiting to explore the next area.

Suda51's quirky series was a trip in itself, so it's no surprise its loading screens should offer a hidden surprise. Tapping B repeatedly causes the star by Travis Touchdown's head to spin rapidly. It's a small easter egg, granted, but at least it's something to do while waiting other than twiddling your thumbs.

This bubbly cartoony return to Rayman's roots has thrilled and delighted platformer fans as one of the best the genre has to offer to date. While hanging out between levels after the game's classic hub world, a peaceful, light blue environment complete with Rayman's limbless silhouette appears, allowing you to run, jump, and perform Rayman's signature moves in the looping space. Fluid animation and catchy music make this loading process a cute diversion that's almost as charming as the rest of the game. Almost, but not quite.

Codemasters had a good thing going with DiRT 2's fully-3D loading screens, which did much more than waste your time with images of your vehicles or other silliness. It provided you with your current stats: achievement progress, average race finish position, miles driven, etc. All of this presented in an attractive wrap-up screen that you could navigate with your controller. You could also zoom in for a better view. While this innovative addition to the franchise was conspicuously absent from DiRT 3, the sequel's outstanding contribution to the list lives on forever as one of the most useful and engaging loading screens out there.

Bayonetta obviously took more than a page from the Devil May Cry series, including its loading interludes. Devil May Cry 3 allowed players to shoot, slash, and otherwise abuse the "loading" text, and with longer load times the word could even be made to explode. Of course, the actual amount of time spent doing this could end up making your load times longer, but it was so fun to mess around with you'd barely even notice. It's no Galaga, but at least they thought of us. Right?

Namco holds the patent on loading screens, so it's only natural they should exercise their right to implement them. And they have, in virtually every installment to the Dragon Ball Z video game library. The latest entry, Dragon Ball: Ultimate Tenkaichi, takes very frequent breaks to its loading screen, which is essentially a shooting gallery of dual-colored Capsule Corp. capsules that you can shoot at with your on-screen reticule. It's a cute, quick way to pass the time while waiting for your next battle. At least they cared enough to include something. You know how often that game needs to load? More often than Goku needs to train for the next menace hurtling toward earth. That's a lot.

Okami was absolutely beautiful, but sometimes it could be downright wicked. That's why you needed all the power-ups you could possibly get. Demon Fangs were instrumental in this process. These items could be gathered and traded in for more powerful artifacts that granted Amaterasu special abilities. While there were other, more reliable ways to collect them, Okami's loading screens were one of the best (and quickest) ways to beat boredom and earn items in the process. Two variations were included in the game: a blank loading screen where the object was to press "X" at least fifty times to make colorful pawprints appear onscreen. If you could do that quickly enough, a Demon Fang would appear. This generally worked better with longer wait times, so it wasn't as reliable as the other screen, where you simply needed to press X when paw prints appeared onscreen to earn items. This gave you a little something to do while waiting for Okami's gorgeous environments to render, and you got some loot for your trouble. Not bad. Unfortunately, this little stroke of genius was not included in the Wii port. You're missing out, guys.

Cheesy J-horror hack-and-slasher OneChanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad felt it didn't offer enough mindless, shambling zombies for your killing pleasure, so between areas it served up a rudimentary cowboy hat and boa-clad Aya and crudely drawn zombies to stave off before the next section loaded. In stark contrast with the game's over-the-top violence and frequent sprays of blood, these zombies were all identical and super kawaii. A running counter kept track of how many undead were slain in the quick section. Despite its simplicity, the cute little mini-game made sitting and waiting a whole lot more tolerable...even if the game itself wasn't.

This loader routine for the Commodore 64 allowed players to engage in a rousing game of a Space Invaders clone while waiting for an actual game to load. Though you were usually destined to be waiting for a solid chunk of time, Invade-A-Load alleviated a little of the pain by loading the cheeky shooter in under a minute, providing a legitimate distraction. You know, so you weren't focusing on just how long your game was actually taking to load. Developer Richard Aplin was certainly thinking forward.

Considering Bayonetta's impressive arsenal of convoluted combos, it's only natural that players needed a space in which to practice every new attack purchased between missions. Plus, out in the field you rarely get the opportunity to see one of her slinky finishers due to camera constraints – and you know you try to catch an eyeful each and every time. Bayonetta's loading screens offered an endless expanse of nothingness where you could fully control the gorgeous witch, ensuring when combat resumed you were pumped and primed for angel annihilation. It's not the most original concept, but certainly a useful one, and much better than staring at a stationary screen for 30 to 45 seconds.