Imagined excerpt: "'It's strange,' Miyamato began as he chugged his sixth saké bomb, 'to see the same barrels that gave me nightmares for so many years bring joy to so many.' I had about as much to drink as he did that night, but it still wasn't enough to make me think I could ask about the Princess. When we spoke on the phone prior to our interview, the darkness in his voice told me that was a castle door that would remain forever barred."