Let this weekend finally be the one where you make some headway on that giant list of things you've always been meaning to do. Wait, you say you haven't put together a giant list of things you've always been meaning to do? Problem solved. Esquire was kind enough to assemble a definitive bucket list for the adventurous man in us all, recommending anything from a drug-assisted trip to the desert to a romantic rendezvous with that Parisian love of your life that you have yet to meet. Stop wasting any more time.