This man will never let a stranger into his home again, let alone have sex with one. 

In the early hours of Sunday morning, 41-year-old Benjamin Duddles of Waukesha, Wisc. called 911 for help removing a woman from his bed who was "snoring like a train." Duddles explained that he wasn't sure how she got into his apartment, but still decided to drink and sleep with her. However, when he couldn't get her to leave because she sleeps like she's dead, he called the cops. 

Police determined that the woman was fine, save for the sleep apneaa possible deal-breaker in relationships, whether they're serious or purely sexual.

Authorities told Duddles that his dilemma was not a police matter, and recommended that he sleep on his couch since he let her into his house.

[via The Smoking Gun]