The DMV. Home to Wale, Stadium Strip Club and go-go music. The nation's capital, and surrounding 'burbs, have a lot to be proud of, but there always has to be someone that gets the party shut down. Meet that person, Johnny Guillen Pimentel, who was arrested for slashing women's butts on mutliple occasions in a Northern Virginia mall. Pimentel snuck up on unsuspecting female shoppers and cut their bottoms with a razor or box cutter. Unsuprisingly, Pimentel is expected to be jailed for the alleged nine counts of assault.

[via Huffington Post]