Few recent trends have been quite as disturbing as the bathroom selfie. As we spend our days fretting about the government's access to our private records and worrying about being spied on, we willfully give up our last bastion of privacy by taking pics after we take a dump. Even if you don't consider the bathroom a private place, think of those who will see your selfie. Why would anyone want to look at a picture of you in the bathroom? Don't you have a garden or a back patio that would make for a more intriguing background? Hell, even a nice brick wall is more pleasant to look at than your shower and your porcelain throne. Friends don't let friends take bathroom selfies, unless they are X-rated and sent in exchange for similar photos from a lady.
The Bathroom Selfie