Costume factories are where imagination goes to die. Creativity literally curls up into the fetal position, taking shallow breaths and calls out "I'm headed to the light" while conveyor belts of Sexy Scrabble costumes run overhead. When sexy costume designers hit the drawing board, bizarre things happen. It seems anything (like any object that exists or has existed) can become sexified in the spirit of Halloween.

We found 30 of the most tragic, strange and offensive "sexy" Halloween costumes out there. Consider this a visual guide to your destruction of your childhood, one spandex bodysuit at a time.

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